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Jul 21

quote From stately elders to rock and rolling teenagers, from those who are only a schoolchild to small infants incapable of chewing solid food, the wonderful tastes of products such as Yu Wan Mei Super Fish Bladder Treat, Yu Wan Mei Canned Stomach Sandwich Spread, and the eternally popular Yu Wan Mei Miscellaneous Flavor Paste are, eyewitnesses reported, sending everyone running to their supermarkets requesting more, more, more.

— American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time! | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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