Witless

mischadehart:

vikax:

For a day or two, a black T-shirt featuring an image of three wolves baying at a full moon claimed the top slot at the online store’s clothing bestseller list„ beating out the usual, unremarkable mix of Levi’s 505 regular-fit jeans, Crocs clogs and Adidas running shoes. And really, why wouldn’t you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase. “I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again,” wrote one reviewer. “My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission,” wrote another. “Thanks for changing my life!”

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For the next few days, I will be busy reading the reviews.

I lost most of a Sunday afternoon to this after a friend showed me. Hilarious. My favourite review:

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.