January 2010
1 post
“SCIENTIST: Congratulations, Adrian. You have passed every astronaut test with...”
– Adrian Chen: What I Wish Was The Reason I Didn’t Have Sex for Six Months (via nickdouglas)
October 2009
2 posts
Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Funny... →
Randy was one of my favourite characters from Funny People
September 2009
2 posts
“I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.”
– Nelson, The Simpsons. (via flickflickflicker)
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
30 posts
WatchHow did I miss this during the election? Priceless.
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Watchnickdouglas:
Extreme Office Parkour by Chris Hardwick
“From stately elders to rock and rolling teenagers, from those who are only a...”
– American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time! | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Any-way, I wish you all the best of luck making sense of the dis-jointed drivel...”
– Well, I’ve Sold The Paper To The Chinese | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
The Hangover Movie "Stu's Song" Restricted from... →
Perfect little montage from The Hangover.
Omnivoracious: Best Books of July: Steve Hely's... →
I have to get a copy of How I Became A Famous Novelist. It looks hilarious.
Choice descriptions from his “Fake New York Times Bestseller List”
Secrets Of Before Time by T. Addison Rich
In a post nuclear future inhabited by intelligent cockroaches, Lt. Cccyxx discovers there was once a race of sentient human beings
Great Fish by Liz Martin
The biblical story of Jonah retold from the point of...
"The 7 Kinds of Roommates" by CH Staff on... →
I’ve had and been a few of these
“Cohen’s movies feel like pornos in the sense that there are a bunch of scenes...”
– Shut Up Internet: Revüe: Brüno
Brilliantly put.
(via rachelhills)
“Of course I believe in God and fear His wrath. But I think if the going gets...”
– Vimrod (via amplequotes)
passthemike:
A pet peeve of mine is when people say “Literally” when they are far from it. For example “That literally scared the shit out of me!” Literally? Really? Maybe you shouldn’t be sitting on my couch.
willw:
Amir:
Searching for “walked out” and “bruno” on Twitter is almost as fun and hilarious as the movie itself.
Watchdalasverdugo:
rickyv:
Last year Dave Carroll witnessed United Airlines baggage handlers throwing and breaking his $3,500 guitar. After being told he would not be compensated for the damage, he vowed to write three songs, make music videos and publish them online to get revenge. This is the first.
Automatic reblog on PRINCIPLE.
It's Made of 100% Cotton; Its Sales Are 99% Ironic →
mischadehart:
vikax:
For a day or two, a black T-shirt featuring an image of three wolves baying at a full moon claimed the top slot at the online store’s clothing bestseller list„ beating out the usual, unremarkable mix of Levi’s 505 regular-fit jeans, Crocs clogs and Adidas running shoes. And really, why wouldn’t you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your...
“I don’t care what my dad says, I’m never getting a desk job, you know, where...”
– Jordan Morris (via pierreism)
“So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate...”
– Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight)
Ninjavideo.net - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! 7x02... →
This one was almost too easy for them
June 2009
51 posts
“Ahhh, this is the part where I seduce you with my word-mouth. I think I’ll...”
– More from my Plenty Of Fish account
“I also have to demonstrate my eclectic taste in music. I’ll start off with...”
– My Plenty Of Fish profile, established today.
DAMN IT DAVID KARP, RETURN MY EMAILS AND HIRE ME
nickdouglas:
OR I SHALL GAIN SO MUCH TUMBLARITY I BREAK YOUR SITE
I MEAN OUR SITE
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIRED
DO IT
“Billy Mays attributes the power of his on-screen persona to an incident during...”
– Billy Mays Facts (via david)
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