Witless

Jan 04

quote SCIENTIST: Congratulations, Adrian. You have passed every astronaut test with flying colors.
ADRIAN: Alright!
SCIENTIST: But before you can join NASA there’s one more. For the next six months you will not be allowed to have sex.

— Adrian Chen: What I Wish Was The Reason I Didn’t Have Sex for Six Months (via nickdouglas)
Oct 18
merlin: The Far Side - “What We Say to Dogs” I refer to this comic at least twice a month, so when I mentioned it to Mad this morning, I figured I should make sure a) I’m getting the joke right, and b) the joke’s as funny as I remember. Happily: yes, and yes.

merlin:

The Far Side - “What We Say to Dogs”

I refer to this comic at least twice a month, so when I mentioned it to Mad this morning, I figured I should make sure a) I’m getting the joke right, and b) the joke’s as funny as I remember.

Happily: yes, and yes.

Oct 15

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Funny People and Aziz Ansari - Video →

Randy was one of my favourite characters from Funny People

Sep 24
amandalynferri: There is a good chance that this set-up belongs to someone’s boyfriend.

amandalynferri:

There is a good chance that this set-up belongs to someone’s boyfriend.
Sep 04

quote I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.

— Nelson, The Simpsons. (via flickflickflicker)
Aug 31
dan-e: mittenstategirl:sraz:thedailywhat: Failure of the Day: Damn it feels good to be an Efronatic.[via.]

dan-e:

mittenstategirl:sraz:thedailywhat:

Failure of the Day: Damn it feels good to be an Efronatic.[via.]

Aug 10
(via pinksage) I have this Threadless tee. It’s amazing.

(via pinksage)

I have this Threadless tee. It’s amazing.

Jul 31

How did I miss this during the election? Priceless.

Jul 31
sds: davereed: someecards via cyclebaby

sds:

davereed:

someecards
via cyclebaby
Jul 29

bearslair:

dustinjohnbromley:

jordanhudson:

Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away (Sung by Miss Piggy)

Miss Piggy is the original ho.

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